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purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

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tenticletherapist:

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

*mobile users scream in the distance*

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heliolisk:

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

I mean if its for jesus I guessss

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onceandfuturewinchester:

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lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.

This is the cutest fucking thing ever. I want a duck.

Is there something wrong with me if when I saw this I thought the were drowning a duck in boiling oil?

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

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zev-the-brony:

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bloomacncheez:

snk-potato-girl:

canigetaramen:

Reminder that this happened

I CANT STOP LAUGJING

UM YES HELLO IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS AND I STILL DON’T REGRET MY INTERNET NAME THANK YOU

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

HOLY SHIT

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valley-cat:

Reblog if school has ever caused you:

Stress
Anxiety
Depression
Social anxiety

She doesn’t believe that this happens please help me show her it does and it’s an issue.

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Favorite Doctor: 11th, Matt Smith. Although Peter Capaldi is getting ready to steal that spot.

Favorite Companion: Rose

Least Favorite Companion: Martha

Favorite Episode: The Doctor Dances/The Empty Child

Saddest Companion Farewell: Donna

Favorite TARDIS: David Tennant’s TARDIS

Favorite Special: A Christmas Carol 

What companion are you?: Rose 

What Doctor are you? Matt Smith

Top 3 characters: Captain Jack, Madame De Pompadour, Rory Williams  

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Your house: Slytherin
Your favourite character from the trio: Ron
Three other favourite characters: Draco, Snape, Narcissa
Least favourite character: Umbridge 
Favourite book: Order of the Phoenix 
One favourite moment: Looking at Snape’s memories in the pensieve 
How you were introduced to the series: My godmother loved the books and showed me
What would your favourite lessons be?: Potions or DADA
Which hallow would you take?: Invisibility cloak
Which character are you most like?: Ginny
Three spells you’d like to be able to perform: Avada Kedavra, Stupefy, Expecto Patrounus 
Would you have entered your name in the Goblet of Fire?: Definitely but I would’ve been killed
Would you have played Quidditch?: Hell yeah but I would totally have gotten injured 
What form would your Patronus take?: Fox

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summary of my life in one sentence

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